i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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