Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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