I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Everyone says I win the strip club
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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