This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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