to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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