Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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