I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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