so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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