In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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