You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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