I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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