Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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