i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This baby is an asshole
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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