She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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