wrigley field is MILF paradise
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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