Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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