He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
smell my finger.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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