their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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