I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
This house was built for laser tag.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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