Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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