we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
this just has baby written all over it
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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