there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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