She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
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