Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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