I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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