i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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