i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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