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haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera

(908): View more from New Jersey

She didnt have a camera...

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(502): View more from Kentucky

apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up

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basic color theory

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston

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(206): View more from Washington

I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will

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(716): View more from New York

Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.

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