Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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