god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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