I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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