I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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