I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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