I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
is wine microwaveable?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Randomize
