if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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