no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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