That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I came so hard my ears popped.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
