absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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