i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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NoShamevember. You game?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
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Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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