Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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