He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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