I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
