She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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