i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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