I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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