You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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