I want to walk on stilts...naked
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You are a genius and a whore.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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