6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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