so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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