Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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