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say what?
wanna hang out?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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