Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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