dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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